I am the owner.. no, i am the cohabitant of three beautiful dogs (Ok, the smallest sized and oldest at the same time is not that beautiful, i must admit), aged 8, 4 and 9 months. The oldest, who we call "the old hag" is a little nasty thing with teeth, that will practically chew the legs off anyone that she doesn't like or who she thinks have or will wrong anyone in the household (including the family objects such as slippers, couches, and so on).
The 4 year old one is a lovely labrador girl who, last year, gave birth to 7 beautiful pups, all resulted from a controlled erhm.. date with a beautiful golden labrador, vet present and all. I assi